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When the lights were off,

‘N’ the fan was on,

Lying on the floor,

I was watching the door,

An open window,

Street light glaring in,

Images dancing on the wall,

Shadows clapping in the dark,

A plastic bag being dragged to the corner,

Nocturnals crooning their favorite song,

Drops of water echo from the dead walls,

Wind wafting through the lemon tree,

Shaking the leaves to wake up early,

Lost in my thoughts,

About life ahead and life past,

I thanked God and conked off…

Cheers!!!

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The ‘U’ Turn


While coming back from office today, I was stuck in a huge traffic jam. Although there was a traffic signal at the end of the road, the signal was not the reason for the traffic jam. So, the jam was caused by a driver, who was trying to take ‘U’ on the narrow service road. I am sure that all of you guessed it right. Yeah, an audacious lady driver was trying to take a ‘U” turn on the service road. Unfortunately, her car’s length was strictly equal to the width of the road and she finally blocked the road completely. So the next time you see a driver trying to do such stunts without understanding the principles of mathematics, please help her understand that it would be practically impossible to take a ‘U’ turn when the width of the road is less than or equal to the diagonal length of the car.

The other day I was traveling through a public transport vehicle, a Volvo. Luckily, a lady was sitting beside me. She was talking to her boy friend over the phone. Since I was in close proximity to her, I overheard their conversation. Following are the tidbits of the conversation happened between the girl and her boy friend.

G:  How could you say that?

B: C’mon guys, I was not sitting that close to her.

G: Ummm…

B:

G: Ummm…

B:

G: Ummm…

B:

G: Ummm…

B:

G: Sorry. Dekha. Badmashi tum log karte ho aur ant main sorry mujhe bolna padta hai.

I just could not hold myself from bursting into laughter.

In the end, I would encourage all of you to visit the following page on facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4524707&id=32423363766#!/photo.php?pid=4823523&id=32423363766&fbid=375986428766

guys, who are not willing to go to the webpage, please check out the following picture.

But, do not forget to check out the comments on this photograph.

Cheers!!

Long Time No See


Well, it has been about six months since I updated my weblog. But, I hope to be regular from now.

Sometimes we go out for a walk after dinner. We were treading the ‘undulated’ streets of Bangalore-17 on a moonlit evening. BBMP (Bruhat Bengaluru Mahanagara Palike) has been repairing roads to gain some mileage in the upcoming election. They have made so many speed breakers in Bangalore-17 that when I cruise on my Super Splendor on these roads, I feel like surfing in Indian Ocean. So, I and my brother were on one of our sporadic walks after the dinner. Suddenly, we saw a girl attacking a couple of thin dogs with her bag. Bechare kutte. I could not believe my eyes as I had always seen girls loving the dogs. We moved ahead to save the dogs from the wrath of the pretty woman. Seeing us, the girl ran away and the dogs were saved.

I have added a new arrow to my quiver. Now, even Randy Daytona will think twice before competing against me. Now, I have a TT racquet with MARK V rubber. I am game. Are you?

Being a movie buff, I subscribed to Seventymm in my quest to watch old Hindi flicks. I have watched Aadmi, which has the popular song “Aaj Purani Raahon Se” filmed on Dilip Kumar. Waheeda Rehman was the leading actress in the movie. Sometimes I wonder why do the movies, which had the beautiful sari clad actresses, who would not expose their toned bodies, are more likeable than the movies, which have the sizzling actresses exposing their bodies to the extent that our ex-generation would have shied to think about. But, I like the contemporary movies also. Men will always be men. By the way, if you want to fight against piracy, do check the movie collection at www.seventymm.com.

Body fat has been identified as a widespread problem in India. Recently, the news channels reported a novel way to reduce extra fat in the body. If the subject, the person with extra fat, consumes Trifala Churna with a hint of honey and hot water, he/she can lose multiple kilograms of body fat in a few weeks, Ain’t it a simple and effortless way to get a chiseled body?

People who like rock music may like Mitzi Dupree by Deep Purple. The other bands I have been listening to these days are Lynyrd Skynyrd (do give a try to earlier albums of Lynyrd Skynyrd), Rainbow, WASP and Pink Floyd.

If you have questions clouding your mind, do leave a comment.

Cheers!!