Kaminey Kraze


“Kafam fe jab fe Kaminey ka trailer dekha hai, main bhi fha ko fha bolna laga hoon” Fuch haf been the craze of Kaminey that people have ftopped ufing the letter ‘f’. How ftrange? I hope to watch the firft day laft fhow of the movie.

Bangalore traffic doesn’t stop for pedestrians. But men in white, who whistle often, can stop the crazy people on sane vehicles at their will. I love to walk in my free time. One day I was coming back from such a walk. I wanted to cross the road but the drunk drivers were in no mood to let me do so. Even the man in white was not willing to stop the traffic. It had already been ten minutes, since I was standing on a side of the road. I looked at him with contempt; he gave me a more furious stare. Then a pretty girl came who wanted to cross the road. The traffic policeman looked at her, adored her and whistled with extra air in an excitement to help her in crossing the road. He himself walked beside her towards the other side of the road. I thanked the girl in my mind and resumed walking towards my unknown destination.

There is a juice junction close my home. Earlier, the shop had fresh fruit juices and salad to offer. Recently, new delicacies have been added to the otherwise nutritious menu. Now, burgers and similar junk food items are served with enthusiasm. I could also see a lot of pretty girls with their boys having a burger feast. The shop owner understood the need of the potential customers. He understood that if he attracts a girl to his shop, more people will visit along with her.  The other day, I saw a girl asking her sweating boyfriend about whether to go to Chilies or Papa Jones. A recent research has shown that girls love junk food more than their boy friends but they still are able look slim and beautiful. Only a girl can give some tips on how not to eat healthy and still manage to stay in perfect shape.

Women are empowered. I saw an ad on the television in which a girl comes to see a prospective groom, applies breaks continually while driving a two wheeler to sense her boyfriend’s masculinity and gropes a boy in a public transport. Now, the boys accept that they should learn cooking while the ladies prefer to stay away from it. I know girls who bluntly told their boy friends that they cannot live with their in-laws after the marriage. The boyfriends agreed. There is a proverb in Sanskrit

‘Ati Sarvatra Varjayet.’
(Excess of anything is bad.)

I hate male chauvinism but I hope that women empowerment will not turn into female chauvinism.

By the way, do not miff Kaminey.

Cheers!!

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The layoff song..


I hope you shall understand,
This is ‘the’ new trend,
I believe you shall understand the purport,
As I have always have had your support…

You have to go,
I aint sure what you gonna do,
It has been nice working with you,
It’s time for you to say adieu…

You worked pretty well,
But the product didn’t sell,
Now the market has crashed,
It has left us without cash…

So,

You have to go,
I aint sure what you gonna do,
It has been nice working with you,
It’s time for you to say adieu…

Life doesn’t halt,
Assume that it is a new start,
You have gotta find a new station,
This time it would need a li’l more preparation..

I’m sorry, but…

You have to go,
I aint sure what you gonna do,
It has been nice working with you,
It’s time for you to say adieu…

You have little time left,
Perhaps this is the shortest deadline we have ever set,
Please leave a courtesy mail in your colleagues’ inbox,
And pack your belongings in the wooden box…

Keep in touch wherever you go,
I aint sure what you gonna do,
It has been nice working with you,
It’s time for you to say adieu..

Cheers!!!!