Warning…


“Why did it happen to us? Why do we always end up getting no value for the money we spend? Why do we not give some thought before taking a decision? Why did the director make ‘Singh Is King’? “Kya bigada tha humne uska?” Since time immemorial, we had been getting space surrounded by kids, Uncles, Bigger Uncles. This time we were lucky in this regard but ‘they’ too left after half an hour, leaving us alone struggling with the humor, which the director tried to create”, Bhai said.

“Sometimes, it happens. Part of the game brother”, I replied.

Warning: Those who are happy and don’t plan to screw their happiness in the near future by watching a movie with the protagonist named ‘Happy’, please refrain yourself from buying tickets of Singh Is King either directly or indirectly.

I am still not able to figure out what the movie is all about. But, Katrina Kaif was looking awesome in the movie. Even though she can’t act properly; even though she struggles with Hindi; even though she can’t dance, she manages to attract boys, young uncles and old uncles to watch her movies. Of course, she is beautiful. Needless to say that ‘Khatron Ka Khiladi’ Akshay is too old to do any justice to the hopeful public. But, I have seen many girls who like oldies such as George Clooney, so it is quite probable that Akshay still appeals to girls.

I must tell something about the movie now. So, our ‘happy’ Akshay made entry into movie as a voyeur, peeking into one of the Punjabi toilets which had four walls but didn’t have a roof , asking the person inside to carry on with the activity. The people of Happy’s village wanted to get him out of the village at any cost. So, they asked him to bring back a son, who is Don also known as king, back to his lonely parents.

So, Happy Singh started his journey. Inadvertently, his boarding pass got exchanged with a person and he did end up landing in Egypt with an Australian visa.  The story took a new turn at this point. Katrina made entry into the movie. Happy Singh caught a thief to get Katrina Kaif’s bag back and in return he fell for her.

Since Akshay had an Australian Visa and a different purpose, he was sent to Australia by the generous Egyptian government.

Lucky, the Don, refused to go back to India. But, Happy was adamant. Happy turned lucky and Lucky became semi paralyzed. So, Happy took the charge as new King. The story took twists and turns and Akshay Kumar got married to our beloved Katrina and they lived happily ever after.

Cheers!!

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4 Responses to Warning…

  1. ajit says:

    Kakka saab khub filmein dekh rahe ho. Waise iss film main sub ko khule bail ki tarah chod diya gaya tha sub apne man marji kar rahe the. waise aag se achhi thi 🙂

  2. S says:

    Why did the director make ‘Singh Is King’? “Kya bigada tha humne uska?”
    Hahahahahahaha!! =) Okay, I didn’t read the whole post, kahani nahi kharaab karni na. But no matter what you say I definately wanna go see this movie! Khaali dimaag leke jaaoungi so that I’m not too disappointed by it & I hope it’ll just be one of those good entertainers like Welcome.

  3. Palak says:

    Hahahah I’m glad they were out of tickets when I went!!

  4. piyush says:

    Hmm, tussi movie dekh ke fir se confusa gaye!!!

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