Orkut….Pink…and Axe

I was in hurry, so decided to take the stairs instead of the lift. I had to move out of the Bangalore central as quickly as possible because somebody very special was coming to meet me outside the mall. I had to give some things to the person….

I received the message that he will take more than half and hour to reach B’lore Central….So, slowed down a bit…

Suddenly, I felt that something was making me crazy…could not control my senses…closed my eyes started feeling what it was…it was something which cannot be seen or felt by touching it…It was a fragrance so sweet that the sweetness cannot be described in the realm of twenty six letters…It was a weekday so the mall was almost empty … Coming back to the fragrance…I was following the fragrance with eyes closed…do not know how was I managing to walk without clashing with something…anyway, opened my eyes when felt that I am closest to the source of the fragrance…My God…She was as beautiful as (choro jaane do)…

I asked, “Hey, what perfume are you wearing?”

She turned around…well, I saw her profile first…So, I can say how beautiful she was… She was perplexed for a moment and then turned back…Perhaps she couldn’t realize that I was talking to her…

I asked again, “I am talking to you, what perfume you are wearing today?”

She smiled and replied: Pink.

Do you know any such thing which can attract the attention of the girls like your perfume did with me?

Yes…Axe…She replied.

Me: Can you do me a favour?

She replied, “What favor…we don’t know each other and you are asking for a favour…”

Me: Myself Utkarsha…and I know that you won’t tell me your name…so I will call you, Pinky…is it ok?

Pinky: Yes…absolutely fine…So, what favour do you want from me?

Me: Actually, I came here to meet someone and it will take more than half an hour for him to reach here. I was getting bored. But your perfume really helped me to come out of the boredom. So, I want to treat you with a cup of coffee…Just a few steps away from here…

Pinky: ok…

Me: Do you know why I asked for coffee…ok….I’ll tell you…Actually, somebody told me that ”Anything can happen over a cup of coffee…”…

Pinky: Yes…Somebody told me also…

Me: Hmm… let’s explore ‘anything’…

Me: So… Pinky…what do you do?

Pinky: hey…don’t call me pinky…my name is Anumeha….and I really like my name…I am studying medicine…

Me: So, you are a doctor…

Anumeha: Not now…but will be a doctor in the next few years…what about you..?

Me: I am a software engineer…

Anumeha: my friends always say that the software job is not happening…

Me: It’s happening…depends upon how one thinks about what he does…

We ordered the coffee…

Me: Are you on Orkut?

Anumeha: No…but, one of my friends told me that it is a fun website…where guys and girls upload their pictures and can keep in touch by writing messages to each other…but the bad thing is that the boys flood the female profile with unnecessary messages…

Me: Look…every boy wants to have a girl friend with the condition that the girl should be beautiful…Now, some guys are very shy and cannot even talk to the girls properly…But, they want to be friend of some one beautiful…How can they achieve this goal…?…They think that the orkut is a platform on which they can make a new friends…It is a human instinct and no one can help it…So, they keep messaging, visiting female profiles…may be one day they will be lucky….If you see the messages posted in the scrapbook, where we write messages and it is visible to all, of females with ‘presentable’ looks…you shall find hilarious messages e.g. “Hw hv u bin?…..”Wanna be frenz..?”…” “Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddzzzzzzzzzzz”” …the boys know that the messages won’t help them…but they write it…because they have hope…I have read quite a few intellectual blogs written by girls with ‘presentable’ faces…the blogs is all about making fun of the boys who do not have command over the English language, who could not understand that it is absolutely useless to write this crap…poor guys…aren’t they?

Anumeha: But, they flood the scrapbooks of girls with the crap…they should understand that this is not going to help…in turn it makes a bad impression…

Me: They do not have the common sense to understand these things….or they are too immature to understand these things…

Anumeha: Hmmm…You are right…

By this time we had finished our coffee…Anumeha wanted to leave….and I had to meet someone special….So, we exchanged email ids and left…..

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12 Responses to

  1. Pawandeep says:

    abe tu yeh likhna bhul gaya ki jab teri aankh khuli to kya time hua tha 😛

  2. Prasanna Harpanhalli says:

    Lucky dog…Sniffin @ women and getting away with it…and how..!

    Coffee with the Bimbo !

    Well I wud have been hit and chased by the gal…what with my tapori face !

    Chal 2 go or…
    Way 2 Sniff and slide away buddy!!!

  3. ravs says:

    sahi hai kakke

  4. ankur says:

    good fantasy…. 🙂

    sbe s/w company chod,fatte dene ki dukan khol le…khub chalegi

  5. Ketan says:

    Some complements for you in Italian and English

    Che Bello,

    Bravissimo Ravish..

    Tu sei grande..

    Buna Fortuna..

    English..

    Very good Ravish..

    You are right on the track..

    She must be thinking about you..

    May be one more coffee meeting would work wonder for you..

    All the best

    -Ketan

  6. Somu Rudrakshi says:

    Hey Ravish,
    This is true Or…fake…..
    If true…aaage kya huwa??
    is she on ur mind??
    phone wone hua kya…
    kuch mail exchange hua kya???

    aage ka kahani bol bhai
    –Rudrakshi

  7. Anonymous says:

    Oae kakke baaki sab theek hai … Pinky has a sweet name Unmesha but tera naam Utkarsh kab se huaa …

  8. Nishant says:

    are sir jee..yeh to mast hua…waise kahani bahut hi filmi hai…lekin gud gud..carry on…aage kya hua uska bhi blog jarur likhna

  9. sanky says:

    this blog of urs give hope to ppl like me to start a conversation with miss.beautiful-face…but do u take guarantee that the offer for coffee wont be turned down if i get over inspired by this blog??!!
    another of the doubts that cross my mind…aint it lame to strike a conversation like this…common its a usual pickup line…
    just kidding…nice blog…though it was a bit filmi…!!

  10. Manjari says:

    indeed a very interesting blog.. wld like to read the continued part

  11. Anonymous says:

    ARZ HAIN………..

    WO NAHI MERi MAGAR OS SE MOHABBAT HAI TO HAI,
    YE AGAR RASMO RIWAJO SE BAGAWAT HAI TO HAI,
    SACH KO MAINE SACH KAHA , JAB KAH DIYA TO KAH DIYA ,
    AAB JAMANE KI NAZAR ME YE HIMAKAT HAI TO HAI,
    KAB KAHA MAINE KI WO MIL JAYE MUJH KO OR MAI OSE,
    GAIR NA HO JAYE WO BAS ITNI HASRAT HAI TO HAI.
    DOST BAN KAR DUSHMANO Si WO SATATi HAI MUJHE ,
    FIR BHI OS JALIM PE MARNA APNI FITRAT HAI TO HAI

    -MAVERICK(Samazh Le)

  12. Di says:

    🙂 interesting that u had the gumption to go up to her..

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