BC session…

My phone rang….I was on the bike…I managed to take out the phone and accepted the call….

Me: Hei Rathi…bak to Bangalore..?
Rathi: Yes. Where r u now…?
Me: On the bike…going bak 2 the house after the dinner…hei…we are coming to your place…did u bring sweets from the house…?
Rathi: Yes…come down…

Rathi’s villa:

Rathi: Oye kakke (my lobby name)…
Me: oye Rathi…how r u..?…where r the sweets….?
Rathi: My roomamtes finished it on the day I landed here…but I have some chocolates for u…
Amit: But, the chocos are looking like the goat’s shit…
Rathi: But, they taste like chocolates. Wud you like to have one or we can finish them…
Amit: What the fcuk r u talking man…. I want all of them…
So, we happily had the chocos…
Rathi: You guys had ur dinner..?
Amit: Yes.
Rathi: Let’s go on walk. I will tell u an interesting incident happened when I was home.

We started walking….

Rathi: I went to c a girl…
Me: hmmm…So, u r planning to settle down…
Rathi: Listen yaar. She was standing with me. We were face to face. I told her that I do not want to get married… mai is shaadi vaadi ke liye nahin bana hoon…
Girl: Kya Mujh Me koi Kami Hai ?
Rathi: NahinNahin, Aisa Nahin hai..Khushnaseeb hoga jo tumse shaadi karega..
Girl: To Fir??
Rathi: Mera jeevan desh ke liye bana hai…aage aane vaale raaste bahut kathin hai..
Girl: Mai pag pag par saath doongi…
Rathi:Tum samajhne ki koshish karo..
Me: Rathi…r u fooling us…?
Rathi: When I opened my eyes I realized that the cable channel was playing…”The Legend of Bhagat Singh.”..ha ha ha…okay…now I will show you some really interesting stuff…
Me: What..?
Rathi: I shall show you the most interesting houses of my colony..
Amit: Hmmmm..
Rathi: In this house, an air hostess lives…she’s is gorgeous …but she meets SS standard (Sunder and Sexy…)…
Me: Do u know anyone who meets SSS (Sunder, Sushil and Sexy) standard…
Rathi: Still searching…
Me: So, ur colony is motivating you enough to stay here for the next 3-4 yrs…
Rathi: Hmmm….of course…I feel more energetic after coming back from of office than in the office… though there is mahaul (this is how we call it in BC language….) in the office also….but unfortunately it doesn’t meet the standards…
Amit: Really…..
Rathi: yes man…lets go to the terrace…
Amit: No man…
Me: Oye….Chal na (com’mon)…what will you do at home….

So, we went to the terrace…

Rathi: So, guys…when are you getting married…?
Me: No man…life is good when you are single…do not want to get into the moha maaya for at least next 5-6 yrs..
Amit: Tab tak (till then)…..;)
Rathi: ha ha ha ha ha…. what are your future plans..?
Me: Job…
Amit: hey..I have a business plan…lets think sth
Me: shut up u rascal….why do u always have something boring going on in your mind….?

We were discussing some usual crap…suddenly…Amit screamed…

(On Closer inspection, we found that it was his — which had screamed..)

Amit: Unfortunately my stomach is exerting tremendous pressure …so…it’s time to leave for the restroom…
Me: Abe..ruk…main bhi aa raha hoon…(hold on….I am also coming)…c u later rathi dear….gud night…Tcheuss…(;))