22 03 2007

Youn hota to kya hota….

Agar main munna bhai hota…..

If I were munna bhai

  • I would have had Gracy Singh as my girl friend….
  • I would have circuit as my assistant….and who could make anything possible….anything bole to anything….arey Circuit kuch bhi kar sakta hai..
  • I could have asked Rustum to leave the medical practice and become a software engineer….and then do all the work for me…
  • I would have ragged my senior….
  • I would have fought for a noble cause
  • I would have not been living like a self centered, selfish boy…

Enough of Munna Bhai….it’s time to become Krrish…
To, agar main Krrish hota….

If I were Krrish…

  • I would have not loved Priyanka Chopra…’coz I love Gracy Singh and cannot compromise on that…..
  • I would have opened a “Krrish Station” where anybody can send message in case of any emergency…
  • I would have fought for India against anyone who dares to cause problem for India…
  • I would have joined the Indian Army….

”Desh Bhakti” it is and I love my country…

“Janani Janmabhumisha Swargadipi Gariyasi…..”

(Janani(Mother) aur Janmabhumi(Matrubhumi) Swarga se bhi Badh kar hoti hain…yes they are..)

…Agar main Anand hota…

If I were Anand

  • I would have faced the truth like he did…
  • I would have proposed the girl I love…wouldn’t have kept the rose in my diary…
  • Would have made infinite friends like he did by tapping someone from behind and calling him “Murarilaal”…

To be continued……………